Esprit de l'escalier

Why the question has struck a fascination in our office is beyond me. But the conversation has ensued. What’s your price? How much would it take for you to drink an 8 oz. glass of rat milk?

This question, in turn, brought about conditions:
-Is it warm milk or cold?
-Can I add chocolate to it?
-Does it come with a plate of cookies?
-What kind of rat is the milk from?

After a little investigation, I discovered that the idea of rat milk isn’t really new.

The Federation of Rodent Cheese Makers
http://deedah.org/cheese/facts.html

Check out the link above to discover yummy rat cheese recipes and to learn more about the different kinds of rodent lactation.