Self Pep Talk
04/17/03
Boys are confusing…what’s with the switch up? I thought it was the girl’s job to be complicated and confusing. Perhaps I’m not living up to the standard or I’m doing something wrong. *sigh* Someday I’ll figure it out. But in the meantime…who wants to have everything figured out anyway?! Life would be so boring if everything made sense…right? *answering own question* Yea! That’s what I thought.
Guys are overly simple. You just think they are complicated because you are overly complicated and you like to complicate things in your mind… yeah that’s it. Actually I have determined that most girls are not really complicated. Most are just confused. Guys just take their confusion for complication because they are too simple to figure out what is really going on.
Anyways back to guys being simple… it has been my experience that if guys pull a switch up, it’s because they no longer feel you can provide what they desire. Yes it’s that simple. If they give you some complicated sounding answer it’s a feeble attempt to keep feelings from getting hurt and to come off as not being a heartless jerk.
If it is the case that the guy is actually not simple but complicated/confused, then stay away as bad stuff is about to go down.
Overall, I think this is a great time in human history to STOP MATEING AND PROCREATING. Yes that is right. Sure sex is fine and dandy and all but do we really need all the kids? Are the billion on this planet not enough? If you really MUST have a kid, go rescue a dozen from a third world country. STOP MAKING YOUR OWN.