Esprit de l'escalier

Kyle and I went looking at houses last night. Our realtor is awesome! (more on this later)

We got to talking about our potential price range and this is how I described our position (with sarcasm of course).

“Well, it’s not like we’re so rich that when we go to a museum and consider buying the artwork.”

Haha. Can you imagine?
“Honey, wouldn’t that look wonderful in the downstairs powder room next to the maid’s quarters?”
*insert rich person close-mouth laugh*