Esprit de l'escalier

This analysis is from the Starbucks Oracle – http://www.buttafly.com/starbucks/index.php

Behold the Oracle’s wisdom:

Personality type: Pseudo-intellectual

You’re liberal and consider yourself to be laid back and open minded. Everyone else just thinks you’re clueless. Your friends hate you because you always email them virus warnings and chain letters “just in case it’s true.” All people who drink grande almond chai tea latte are potheads.

Also drinks: Sparkling water
Can also be found at: Designer grocery stores