Esprit de l'escalier

Ok, so here’s what happened…Ashton Cup is coming up and we’ve started practice. I can’t reveal what our plan is or what we’re doing, but I can tell you that it involves backflips and other amazing stunts. With that being said, I suppose that sets the foundation for me to explain why I have a hug scrape across my forehead and nose. *sniffle* “Oh, how it burns!”
Yes, I am one of the brave few who dared to confront the extreme stunts necessary to our act. I was doing a back-flip and lost my momentum and landed smack on my face on the cement floor. Yea, it hurt…I suppose it’s a good thing that I was too dizzy to notice the pain until later when I got ice…hehe.