http://sarahmadson.com/2006/01/blah-blah-blah-day/ I like to write. Sat, 02 Jan 2010 00:39:33 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://sarahmadson.com/2006/01/blah-blah-blah-day/comment-page-1/#comment-844 celticpaladin Sun, 22 Jan 2006 01:07:17 +0000 http://sarahmadson.com/2006/01/blah-blah-blah-day/#comment-844 <p>Sign that would be seen often:</p> <p>'Sorry about my annoying driving habits; I'm busy reading people's signs.'</p> <p>And then there will be ten million Honda Civics sporting:</p> <p>'2 1337 4U LOL BUTZ ROTFL LOL!!!!!!!!1one'</p> <p>Though that does bring to mind a cool short story that I read a while back about a possible future where federal highways were declared lawless. All cars roamed about with armor and big guns, and people just dueled each other on the highways. The story was about a father who brought his cadiLlac out of retirement to hunt down a 'Red Baron' of sorts that had killed his son. He had twin machine guns and an anti-tank gun mounted on his car, but in the end, he had to resort to the land-mine hidden behind his taillight. The guy almost had him beat, then he swerved in front, hit the button, and the mine popped out and blew up under the other guy's car. It was a surprisingly suspenseful story, despite its silly concept. Just thought I'd share that. If we start letting silly people write silly things, it could all lead to chaos.</p> <p>That having been said, who out there hasn't wanted to put a sign in their back window saying 'QUIT TAILGATING ME!!'</p> Sign that would be seen often:
‘Sorry about my annoying driving habits; I’m busy reading people’s signs.’
And then there will be ten million Honda Civics sporting:
’2 1337 4U LOL BUTZ ROTFL LOL!!!!!!!!1one’
Though that does bring to mind a cool short story that I read a while back about a possible future where federal highways were declared lawless. All cars roamed about with armor and big guns, and people just dueled each other on the highways. The story was about a father who brought his cadiLlac out of retirement to hunt down a ‘Red Baron’ of sorts that had killed his son. He had twin machine guns and an anti-tank gun mounted on his car, but in the end, he had to resort to the land-mine hidden behind his taillight. The guy almost had him beat, then he swerved in front, hit the button, and the mine popped out and blew up under the other guy’s car. It was a surprisingly suspenseful story, despite its silly concept. Just thought I’d share that. If we start letting silly people write silly things, it could all lead to chaos.
That having been said, who out there hasn’t wanted to put a sign in their back window saying ‘QUIT TAILGATING ME!!’

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