Esprit de l'escalier

Jared sent me a letter. I got it in the mail on Wed. I was excited, so I went to find a place to sit down, open it and enjoy reading my handwritten mail. I get all comfortable in a booth in Falcon’s Landing (a nice little cafe-type place on lower campus). I pull out the letter, flip it over to open it and blast! “Open Valentine’s Day”….grrrr, I want to open it now!