Comments on: So little to do…but so much time! http://sarahmadson.com/2002/12/so-little-to-do-but-so-much-time/ I like to write. Sat, 02 Jan 2010 00:39:33 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: propheceye http://sarahmadson.com/2002/12/so-little-to-do-but-so-much-time/comment-page-1/#comment-207 propheceye Sun, 15 Dec 2002 12:00:42 +0000 http://sarahmadson.com/2002/12/so-little-to-do-but-so-much-time/#comment-207 <p>If you are bored and have time to kill, come hang out with me. We can go frog spanking. YES, frog spanking!!! You heard me right.</p> <p>Honestly though I thought I told you before to cut the head off the bodies before you shove them into the over-sized suitcase. Then put the head into a duffel bag. You could save yourself $45 on those "gifts" you were transporting.</p> <p>You also need to drop the rule about not calling guys. Seriously. When you don't call guys they sort of get the idea that you don't love them anymore and that they should go get horribly inebriated and make out with their roommate. I have seen it too many times before. Girls are already evil enough. You don't need to create rules to make yourself even more evil. It's a natural God given gift that is best left pure.</p> <p>Oh, and I don't like Lance. He is better than me. *evil glare in lance's general direction*</p> <p>As for Heather and your brother getting married, don't worry about it. I try on wedding dresses all the time and you don't see ME getting married.</p> <p>You are right, I don't know how you are feeling but worry not, modern science has pills to solve everything! Your local doctor (or dealer as they like to call them in santa cruz), can prescribe you with something to make you feel better. Just take your pills and everything will be alright. Yes, everyone with be alright.</p> <p>Well now that I have proven to be utterly insane, do you want to go hang out and see a movie or something? I am so bloody bored (yes I really am bloody). I know you won't call me or even send me an email so I shall have to call you and pretend to be lance so your mom won't screen my call.</p> <p>Have a nice day.</p> If you are bored and have time to kill, come hang out with me. We can go frog spanking. YES, frog spanking!!! You heard me right.
Honestly though I thought I told you before to cut the head off the bodies before you shove them into the over-sized suitcase. Then put the head into a duffel bag. You could save yourself $45 on those “gifts” you were transporting.
You also need to drop the rule about not calling guys. Seriously. When you don’t call guys they sort of get the idea that you don’t love them anymore and that they should go get horribly inebriated and make out with their roommate. I have seen it too many times before. Girls are already evil enough. You don’t need to create rules to make yourself even more evil. It’s a natural God given gift that is best left pure.
Oh, and I don’t like Lance. He is better than me. *evil glare in lance’s general direction*
As for Heather and your brother getting married, don’t worry about it. I try on wedding dresses all the time and you don’t see ME getting married.
You are right, I don’t know how you are feeling but worry not, modern science has pills to solve everything! Your local doctor (or dealer as they like to call them in santa cruz), can prescribe you with something to make you feel better. Just take your pills and everything will be alright. Yes, everyone with be alright.
Well now that I have proven to be utterly insane, do you want to go hang out and see a movie or something? I am so bloody bored (yes I really am bloody). I know you won’t call me or even send me an email so I shall have to call you and pretend to be lance so your mom won’t screen my call.
Have a nice day.

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