Esprit de l'escalier

Well, here I sit again…bored. I’ve already cleaned the crew coffee area three times, cut out the little phone tab labels, wiped down my desk, played with my radio antena to see which position gets the best reception and sorted out the supplies cabinets (both of them). Hmmmm…I wonder what other anal organizing I can do around here?
The commute this morning was terrible (no, like more terrible than normal). There was an accident on the freeway and everybody and their mom had to stop and look. arrrrggghh! It’s soooo stupid! It’s like, com’on people, if you want to see an accident up close go rent Red Asphault 3 or something, but please don’t waste my time and don’t make me late to work! And then, what’s worse is that I didn’t have any cash in my wallet for the bridge toll, so I was counting out nickles and dimes (and if I was lucky I found some quarters too) from my change jar while I was approaching the bridge toll plaza. I felt so bad for the guy who had to count out my handful of change, haha. Oh well. It’s funny to look at people while you’re driving…I saw this guy playing his guitar! Then there was this other guy who had his drum sticks out and he was bustin’ out a beat on his steering wheel. haha. Then of course there were the usual nose pickers, news paper readers, breakfast eaters, shavers and make-up putter-oners. haha. It’s always a fun activity to pass the time.
Oh great…just learned that our water is going to be shut off all day. blah. They’re like “K people! Go to the bathroom now or you’ll be forced to resort to the gas station restrooms across the street.” Yuck!
Oh boy! I found a happy meal toy! It’s kinda lame though. It’s a figure of Eric the starfish from Spongebob Squarepants. He has a little water game on his back, fun fun fun!
Hmmm…perhaps I can go throw it at my brother, hehe. Oh! You know what the Punk did?! He set up a tiny mirror on his door frame so I can’t sneak up on him any more! That’s sooo not fair, I’ve lost my upper hand. *pouts* Oh well, this just gives me a greater challenge to overcome. hahaha. I’ve always enjoyed a good challenge. If all else fails, I can always revert back to my “run-super-super-fast” technique. hehe.